February 2012
2 posts
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Feb 22nd
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When your mom is pissed and she starts yelling at...
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Feb 4th
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January 2012
3 posts
Jan 18th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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December 2011
2 posts
That awkward moment when you forget the name of... →
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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November 2011
6 posts
Nov 13th
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1 tag
Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
asdfghjkllove: You’re like: What do I say? “Oh my God, Who am I?”
Nov 8th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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October 2011
2 posts
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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September 2011
5 posts
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 15th
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August 2011
45 posts
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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Having a song stuck in your head while taking a...
afraidoffallingg: bitch,not now
Aug 24th
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When you hear the word "Tumblr" at school.
Aug 24th
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That awkward moment when you're tumblin and your...
theneverendingdrums: “HELLO MOTHER DON’T MIND ME I’M JUST ON GOOGLE.”
Aug 24th
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1 tag
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
betterwithbluetooth: freakindenials:
Aug 24th
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That awkward moment when you realize that growing...
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Aug 24th
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The moment when terrible pictures of you are...
Aug 24th
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When I accidentally hit my pet.
skinnyloveexx: thatartyholmesian: First, I’m like: And then, I run after him like: LMAO OMG EVERY FUCKING TIME  hahahahaha yes!
Aug 24th
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When I walk down hallways:
playthekeys: Expectation Reality
Aug 24th
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I HATE it when the back of my throat itches!!
onlyyoushawty-bieber: seriously, like HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SCRATCH THAT?!?!
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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3 tags
When you see a sign that says "SALE"
ho-lee-schitt:
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Aug 17th
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When your friend asks you to repeat what you've...
monicarrrr: leinylovessyou: loool
Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
1 tag
When you see someone far away and think they're...
Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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When you throw something at your friend but it...
dearjuliet: OMG. THIS. OMG, I CAN’T EVEN.
Aug 17th
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8 tags
Play dead.
marlooooon: peetaah:
Aug 17th
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Aug 15th
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1 tag
I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
effitimtired: ladiizluvcj: Then I remember it’s me we’re talking about.
Aug 15th
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1 tag
When I actually do an assignment and the teacher...
wudduppbitchh: I DID YOUR SHIT, NOW COLLECT IT BITCH.
Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 14th
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The first day of school.
Everybody else: Me: More Laughs Here
Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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